Daily Show fodder

This came from a heretical Lutheran friend of mine:

Vatican airline takes to the skies

I love the Ryanair quote:

“Ryanair already performs miracles that even the Pope’s boss can’t
rival, by delivering pilgrims to Santiago de Compostela for the
heavenly price of 10 euros,” Ryanair said in a statement.

So many questions:

Will the Swiss Guard perform TSA or Air Marshal duties? Will they get
to carry their halberds?

Is there any point in the in-flight safety briefing, since anything
that happens would be God’s will? Seems like they could get by with a
priest going down the aisle swinging a censer, if they disabled the
smoke detectors.

Will they take any special precautions with unaccompanied minors?

Here’s hoping the Daily Show doesn’t let this one pass.