This came from a heretical Lutheran friend of mine:
I love the Ryanair quote:
“Ryanair already performs miracles that even the Pope’s boss can’t
rival, by delivering pilgrims to Santiago de Compostela for the
heavenly price of 10 euros,” Ryanair said in a statement.
So many questions:
Will the Swiss Guard perform TSA or Air Marshal duties? Will they get
to carry their halberds?
Is there any point in the in-flight safety briefing, since anything
that happens would be God’s will? Seems like they could get by with a
priest going down the aisle swinging a censer, if they disabled the
Will they take any special precautions with unaccompanied minors?
Here’s hoping the Daily Show doesn’t let this one pass.